1. Walk out of the bathroom and proudly announce that you went all by yourself.
2. Bring little rocks and a cantaloup into the bathroom, sit down in a stall next to someone and rapidly drop the rocks soon folowed by the cantaloup.
3. Walk out of the bathroom with soap all over your hand and say, "don't you hate it when you miss?"
4. Put peanut butter on a piece of toilet paper and slide it under the stall. Ask if the person in the stall next to you can slide that back under.
