1. Walk around muttering to yourself "the gerbils are flying through the air, ants can't swim, I have a pineapple in my head..."
2. Take pictures of your fridge and then hang them on the fridge.
3. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
4. Set every clock in the house 5 minutes apart from the last.
5. Stand up in class and say "oh no! I forgot my medication!"
6. Say this over and over, "Crazy? I was crazy once! THey put me in a room...a rubber room! A rubber room with rats. They drove me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...!"
7. Hold up a spoon and shout, "Do not mock the spoon's authority! The spoon is your master!"
8. Write on restaurant napkins, "for inside use only"
9. Make up imaginary number such as eighty-twelve and eleventy-seven and then use them when necessary.
10. Send the same document to someone multiple times.
11. List every movie you have ever seen in chronological or alphabetical order and then near the end say, "oh wait! I messed up!" and start over.
12. Tell experiences to the people who the actual experience happened to.
13. Tape signs on working computers that say "out of order".
14. Claim to be Elvis.
15. Get into massive arguments with yourself.
16. "Trademark" things you don't want people saying or using.
17. Shoot people with rubber tacos and/or invisible rubber bands.
18. Call Pizza hut and ask for the number to Dominoes.
19. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
20. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
21. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."
22. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
23. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid looking ignorant.
24. Stand on a street corner, pointing a hair drier at passing traffic, and watch it slow down.
