1. Ask who invented the Dewey Decimal system. When they tell you, say, "And you are telling me this, why?"
2. Complain about the temperature.
3. Get a bunch of little kid movies and say that you just LOVE this series! It helped you learn your letters and colors and numbers and everything that you ever needed to know for life.
4. Peek over people's shoulders while they're on the internet or reading a book.
5. Run up to the librarian and inform her that you are lost and you DESPERATELY need sugar and your mommy
